The Chuck Norris of chemistry

It is widely known by now, the existence of a list called "The Chuck Norris facts" in which macho attributes of this eighties redneck action hero are exacerbated for the sake of humor. The list includes such amusing facts like: "Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees" "When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he's pushing the Earth down" "Chuck Norris counted to infinity;